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July 5, 2010
Hi there...welcome to my blog. It's a brand new blog, so bear with me until I get something interesting on here for you to read. I wasn't origonally going to do a blog, but recently someone asked me a question that can't be answered fully in just a few words......."Just how smart are goats, anyway?"
Well, how deep is the ocean? How high is the sky? How suspicious was the look you gave your daughter's first serious boyfriend when you met him? .... ladies and gentlemen, trust me on this one. The ocean ain't nearly as deep, the sky ain't nearly as high, and you weren't nearly as suspicous as a goat is smart. Border Collies, move over. Dolphins, go soak your heads. Humans, just give up now and spare yourself the fight that you're not going to win...you have no chance at out-foxing a goat unless that goat lets you do it. Oh, you might do it once - after all, in theory anything's possible - but you won't do it twice. UNLESS you have the magic key that unlocks a goat's soul and lays it bare for the taking...food.
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